Today's NY Times has a story about real estate that is "to die for":
Coming soon: Brooklyn's newest, most astonishingly affordable real estate.
Featuring: Historic parklike setting. South-facing panoramic views. Deluxe granite-sheathed elevator building. Five-story-high, twin interior waterfalls. Eleven-foot ceilings. Spacious interior lobbies clad in exotic wood. Custom-woven Tibetan rugs.
Prices: Single occupancy from $16,200 to $27,800. Four-person occupancy from $31,150 to $48,750. No maintenance fee.
The only catch? All occupants must be dead.
Even dying here is expensive!